“Ok why are you here?” asked the counsellor.
“I hate my wife” I said.
“Wow. That’s quite a statement. You can’t hate her all the time, surely?”
…
“Ok, maybe two thirds of the time I can’t stand her.”
“Right. Well that’s progress. So the other third of the time, you must like her?”
“No, the other third I’m asleep.”
- The sub is your former teacher
- The sub is also your former coworker
- The sub is also your friend and texts you immediately when someone is being a jerk.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Definitly hot cocoa, some cuddle time with my doggies, and a good book. :)
